COLD BLOODY BEER

How did you get so cold?- asked me that pretty blond prostitute from 5th street

I showed her the scars in my chest and my wrists

First you cut yourself really deep with a good blade, then you lay down in a tub with ice cold beer, when you wake up, you will surely be very dead, or very drunk. But either way you will find yourself really, really cold, baby.- I answered

The bitch never talked to me again